Sunday, June 29, 2008

Pancakes the Size of Pizzas... and a Sofa the Size of a Swimming Pool

While we were in Vegas, we got to celebrate Kim's birthday (Josh's sister). We went to Hash House a Go Go to eat her birthday dinner. Everyone ordered the pancake but me. My eyes almost popped out of my head when I saw what looked to be a pancake approximately 16 inches in diameter. (The fork in the picture is for scale). I ordered corn beef hash and also had a sizable meal (in background). No one came even close to finishing.

Now, the next memorable moment we couldn't take a picture of because all hands were full of this sofa Kim had. She just moved into an apartment, and this couch wouldn't fit up the stairs into her apartment--it can seat 4 quite comfortably, by the way, so a little big... So Kim, Josh, Jared, Lanita, and I set to work to get it up over the balcony. Yes, over the balcony. Josh tied a rope around it, then he and Jared pushed it up while us gals pulled from above. After the couch was pretty high, Josh ran up and helped us continue to pull it higher. Once we had enough above the railing to tip it, I grabbed the arm and hung on it, making it angle toward us instead of Jared (we were afraid we'd squish him). After that, it was cake. In case any of the naysayers from the apartment community read this, just know this: We did it! You may have laughed, but we did it! It's really too bad someone didn't stick around to record our amazing feat.

Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Our tires were made out of sand!

     Yesterday, to get ready for a trip to Vegas this weekend, we took Shauna's car in to Costco to get the tires rotated and balanced and checked out. After wandering around the warehouse for about 45 minutes, we got a call from the tech and he told us that he couldn't do the tires because they were bald! This immediately frustrated Shauna (for lack of more colorful words) because she had personally purchased the tires herself just 2 years ago, almost to the day! Furthermore, the tires had a 45,000 mile warranty on them and we had only put about 24,000 on them. We went to talk with the tech and he showed us that, sure enough, the front tires were worn down to the wear bars. His first comment to us was, "Well, you gotta rotate and balance your tires every 6-8 thousand miles, and you haven't been doing that, blah blah blah, so now you have no warranty. Sucks to be you." (More or less, I may be paraphrasing. But he seriously had the 'get out of my face stupid customer' air about him.) So, we started arguing with him because Shauna was told at a different Costco last year when she had the tires done (at about 12,000 miles, only 4,000 miles over their recommended mileage) that she only needed to have that done "oh, ya know, every so often" and was told nothing about the warranty depending on it. Then, the guy turned to the paperwork we had (we always keep the paperwork/invoices for stuff like this), and he realizes that we didn't even 'purchase' the tires because Shauna's name wasn't on the invoice.

     That's a whole other story that Shauna can fill you in on later. Short version is that while traveling back to California from Utah a couple years ago, Shauna's car broke down. She was carpooling with her friend whose dad happened to be a couple hours' drive away, so he came and swapped them cars so Shauna could make a flight. While he was driving her car home, it blew a tire (it wasn't a good summer for her car), so he took it to Costco and bought a new tire under his membership. Shauna, after returning from her trip a couple weeks later, took the car back to Costco and purchased three more tires herself but under his membership so they could get the 'buy 4' discount. And yet, that wasn't good enough for this tech. It was pretty much game over at that point.

     Not even once did he concede that, hey, that sucks the tires we sold you were made out of sand, let's see what we can do for you. Not once did he apologize or sympathize or feel anything. And I guess we really didn't feel anything either as we drove half a mile up the street to Discount Tire Co. and dropped $50 more than Costco would've charged for 4 brand spankin' new tires. Eat that, Costco!

     And that reminds me: the dude at Costco told us we needed to replace only the two front tires and that the two back tires "were fine, and that tells me there's something wrong with your car that you'll want to get fixed blah blah blah". We got to Discount Tire and the guy looked at our tires for 10 seconds and showed me how all four tires were worn down to the wear bars. I asked him about the front tires because it did appear to me as if we had an alignment problem (the tires were very worn only on the outside edge), and he told me it was actually fairly normal for tires to wear like that and if we weren't having any problems with the car pulling to one direction or the other (which we weren't) that we didn't have an alignment problem.

     The moral of the story:
  • If you buy new tires, be aware of the terms of the warranty, i.e., be aware of when they need to be rotated and balanced, and DO IT, no matter what the tech says. Like the guy at Discount told us, some people, at every company, are pretty chill about the rules like that and some people are pretty strict, so it's best just to get it done the strict way to avoid our situation (meeting the strict guy after we met the chill guy). And, remember routine tire maintenance is (or should be) free.
  • If you want some awesome sand-based evaporative-rubber dissolves-on-asphalt won't-last-past-half-their-life tires, then we highly recommend Michelin tires.
     And, just to make certain we didn't have any money left at the end of the day, we stopped by Jiffy Lube on the way home for an oil change.

Saturday, June 14, 2008

La-Z-Boy Reclining Loveseat is Welcomed into the Hiram Home

June 13th marked a momentous occasion for the Hiram Family: Josh and Shauna purchased their first couch! [Celebratory music, please!] Josh found it on craigslist and immediately called for an appointment. We went to the ATM, borrowed Papa Ned's truck, and off we went! Once we returned the truck, we came home and played Wii--in the reclined position, of course. Another plus, as if we need another plus, is that our living room looks bigger now, having gotten rid of the apartment complex's massive (and uncomfortable) couch and replaced it with our smaller loveseat. An all-in-all good day for the Hiram family. : )

Thursday, June 5, 2008

Craziness

It has been a crazy last couple weeks! So crazy, in fact, I will just bullet-list some of the highlights (yes, I do love bullet-lists):
  • We got to go celebrate the careers of some of Shauna's mentors and good friends who were retiring from teaching third grade. The four teachers retiring are leaving Shauna and two other first-year teachers to reign over the third grade. It was a great dinner party, for which, Shauna and her friends were in charge of providing the salad; long story short: there are still Costco-sized boxes of salad stuff in our fridge from the party 3 weeks ago.
  • I'm taking a Genealogy and Family History class at BYU, and one of the assignments is to go to the Family History Library in Salt Lake City and do some original research. We got to go last weekend and spent a good four hours there. Shauna spent the time working on her own family line, and I did my assignment. I was supposed to find an original document (on microfilm) about one of my ancestors. After searching all day, all I came up with for that individual was this poorly written record of his marriage in 1854. But, that's better than nothing!
  • And, the best for last, we want to wish our good friends Kyle and Megan congratulations on the birth of a beautiful and healthy baby girl. We've had a lot of fun being able to visit them in the hospital the last few nights and play some games with them there, and of course, we got to hold the baby. I think my favorite part from their blog leading up to the delivery was Kyle's menu updates--nachos and double cheeseburger, footlong hot dog... Haha. We've enjoyed being good friends with them and are sad that they're moving soon. Fortunately, they're not going to be too far away. One thing's for sure: they may be better pirates than we are, but they'll never catch us at Phase 10! Fwahahaha!
The rest will have to wait till later. I've gotta get some homework done! =*(



-Josh